18 Year Old South Park Clip Roasts Trans “Women” And The Horrors Of Abortion

A few weeks ago I read somewhere that South Park had an episode that perfectly addresses both the absurdity of the trans movement as well as the grotesque nature of the current abortion narrative. So I did some digging and I found this clip. It’s from 2005, so it’s 18 years old, it it says all the things about trans “women” and abortion that we aren’t allowed to say these days. An old trans “woman,” Mr. Garrison, comes into a Planned Parenthood clinic for an abortion because his period is late. He very crassly describes the reality of abortion, asking, “are you going to scramble its brains or just vacuum it out? If you want you can just scramble it, and I’ll qu**f it out myself.” The doctor informs him that he can’t have an abortion because he can’t get pregnant. “You can’t have periods either. You had a sex change, Mr. Garrison, but you don’t have ovaries or a womb, you don’t produce eggs.” Outraged, Mr. Garrison declares that he “paid $5,000 to be a woman” and “this would mean I’m not really a woman, I’m just a guy with a mutilated penis!” Yes. Basically. You’re not a woman. Jut a man with a mutilated penis.

Well, the clip went epically viral, probably because it’s the absolute truth. A ton of big names picked up my post and shared it. Today, Fox News basically wrote me my own article about my viral tweet and I’m featured as the impetus for the viral “prophetic South Park clip.” Enjoy!