Unidentified Objects for Everyone! U.S. Military Shoots Down Unidentified Objects Over Alaska and Canada

You get an unidentified object, and you get an unidentified object and YOU GET AN UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT!

I dunno about you, but I’m starting to KINDA feel like the U.S. isn’t respected on the world stage anymore. And it has a lot to do with the fact that OUR AIRSPACE HAS BECOME A FREAKING HIGHWAY.

First, China had the nerve to road trip over the U.S. in their danger balloon. And now reports are coming out that the U.S. military shot down an object over Alaska on Friday, and NORAD took down another object over Canada on Saturday. NORAD stands for North American Aerospace Defense command.

The object over Alaska was a “’cylindrical shape’ and was about the size of a small car,” the Daily Wire reported. “A U.S. official told Politico that the object did not appear to have any ‘observable surveillance equipment.’”

No announcement has been given over who the Alaskan object belonged to, but I have a wild guess: ina-Chay (or “China” for those of you not fluent in Pig Latin).

Similarly, little specifics have been released about the object spotted by our moose loving neighbors, but Trudeau did announce it had been taken down.

This is what happens when you display weakness to the world—our enemies start probing to see what they can get away with. They’re like toddlers, but with nukes.  And from what they’ve seen of our current administration’s responses, I seriously doubt they’re shaking in their commie boots.