“Trans Lesbian” Offended That Biologically Female Lesbians Don’t Like Penises

Things are just so confusing these days, so I’ll go through this step by step so you can understand what’s going on. First, a female lesbian, or a biological woman who is sexually attracted to other biological women, posts a TikTok stating that “mascara wands don’t really do it for me,” saying instead that she prefers “scissors.” “Mascara wands” is a euphemism for a penis, and scissors is a reference to a popular lesbian sex position. The video switches to a person who looks like of like a grunge girl. Then he speaks, and he has a surprisingly deep voice.

He then describes himself as a “trans lesbian.” So he’s a biological male who self-identifies as a woman who is sexually attracted to other women. (But don’t you dare say anything about how this sounds like heterosexuality. That’s bigotry and it’s LiTeRaL vIoLeNcE.) From the context of this video, I’m assuming he still has his “mascara wand.” And, you see, lesbians fundamentally are not attracted to biological males with their biologically male genitalia. They are not sexually attracted to penises. That’s what makes them lesbian. If they were sexually attracted to penises and vaginas, they’d be bisexual. Anyway, this guy’s feelings are hurt by biologically female lesbians who aren’t sexually attracted to his biologically male penis. How dare they not be a lesbian who actually likes penises!

He goes on to say, “I’m not saying you can’t have a preference. I’m saying don’t talk about it publicly.” So now, if your sexual preference doesn’t match his sexual preference or doesn’t affirm his identity, then you’re just not allowed to talk about it publicly. End of discussion. How’s that for inclusivity?

Then he demands that people “just make this place safer for us. That’s it.” And the only way you can make it “safer” for him is to fully embrace and celebrate the lunacy while simultaneously discarding all your morals and values that don’t align with his worldview. That’s it. THAT’S IT! Just give yourself over completely-mind, body, and soul-to the radical woke gender movement. That’s really it, people. That’s all he’s asking for.