By now, probably most of you have heard that one of the “revelations” in Prince Harry’s new book Spare is that he got frostbite on his dong once. This is OBVIOUSLY something everyone needs to know about.
I didn’t realize that he did the audio recording of his book – but if you’re a total masochist, it turns out you can listen to Harry read you his entire memoir.
I just found this clip on Twitter, and I cannot stop laughing at it. In it, he talks about a friend proposing a treatment for his frostbitten dong. And how the treatment reminded him of his mom, the late Princess Diana. I’d never heard the word “todger” before but obviously I am going to use it as often as possible from here on out.
Here he is. In his own words. His own voice. His own todger.
Volume UP. pic.twitter.com/BQckOIScRe
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) January 11, 2023
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Thank God for the English people that William is alive and well. Could you imagine this idiot as king???
Are you sure he is not from Eastern Kentucky on the border of the Tug River? (You know from that family that maliciously tried to claim ownership of their friendly, Logan County, West Virgina, neighbor’s pig a few years back.) Asking for a friend.
There is a reason we fought two major wars against the British monarchy.