

Every single person in the country knew that weepy Adam Kinzinger would sign on with one of the big mainstream media propaganda organizations. It’s his are of expertise, you see. The theatrics, the gaslighting, the manipulation… He’s immensely qualified. And when I say he wasted no time, I mean it could still feasibly be counted in hours after his voluntary retirement from Congress. Like a cheating husband who moves the girlfriend in just *hours* after the divorce papers are signed. On Wednesday during Erin Burnett’s evening show, CNN announced that they have hired Crying Kinzinger to their lineup of professional propagandists as a Senior Political Commentator. And he’s positively beaming.
Adam Kinzinger is now a "senior political commentator" at CNN lmfao. pic.twitter.com/dKFCfHMHdp
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) January 5, 2023
Should we set up a pool about how long it takes him to cry as Senior Political Commentator on CNN?