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December 28, 2022Y’all, did we just find the perfect job for Biden’s kinky Department of Energy guy, Sam Brinton? You know, the bald pup-kink nonbinary nuclear waste disposal dude who’s apparently into stealing luggage because he’s been caught TWICE doing so? I feel like he was meant for this. What’s stopping Paternity Pete Buttigieg, Secretary of Transportation, from coordinating with the Department of Energy to have Sam Brinton do some court-ordered community service managing all the unclaimed bags since he’s clearly obsessed with luggage. Is it possible to have a luggage fetish? If anyone could, it would probably be him.
After a massive airline meltdown to the tune of thousands of cancelled flights and tens of thousands of stranded passengers, there are a whole heck of a lot of unclaimed bags sitting in airports mostly unattended. They’re literally filling every available square inch of space in some places.
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I trust that the COTR girls had a glorious Christmas. If offered the job of overseeing unclaimed luggage, Brinton would be over the moon about it, as he would be about being sent to jail to serve with other men.