San Fran Is Busy Inspecting Twitter HQ As City’s Crime, Homelessness, Drug Overdoses Skyrocket

Priorities. You can always tell what people in power REALLY care about by looking at what they prioritize. And San Francisco is prioritizing making sure that the Twitter HQ building is up to code. That’s right, they’re so mad about the Elon Musk Twitter takeover that they’ve decided they’re going to prioritize Twitter building inspections because they’ve gotten word that there might be some offices being used as sleeping rooms for employees working overtime during the transition. And they “need to make sure the building is being used as intended.” Because, priorities. That’s what’s important to them.

So how are things looking in San Francisco these days that they’re able to prioritize Twitter HQ building inspections? Well, it’s basically the anus of the country. There’s literally feces everywhere. Homelessness is absolutely out of control, as is very public drug abuse and subsequent drug overdoses. I’m not exaggerating when I say that school children have to wade through homeless camps with tweaking or unconscious drug addicts and dirty needles strewn across their path. And businesses are being run out of town because it’s literally just too dangerous for their employees or customers.

Crime is out of control. There are violent carjackings, assaults, rapes, robberies, and even murders in broad daylight in the streets. You slow down in traffic and you get carjacked or robbed. There are actually videos of it happening. And hate crime has skyrocketed. Even the San Francisco liberals couldn’t take the crime spike and recalled their soft-on-crime, radical leftist, Soros-backed DA.

But, you know. Priorities. Gotta make SURE that Twitter HQ building isn’t violating any codes.