

Happy Halloween, everyone! Are you dressing up? If you are, you may get called out and chastised by folks on Facebook who are better than you. That’s right. You may be called a demon-inviting harlot who loves Satan and isn’t fit to parent your child. Or something. This is where we are now in society.
You’ve been warned.
In other news, the Paul Pelosi story just gets thicker and more juicy by the minute, and we have questions. SO MANY QUESTIONS. We’re hoping that Jesse Waters will get to the bottom of it, since he’s quite the bulldog when it comes to good ol’ drunken Paul and his horrific wife Nance.
We’re there for it.
Also, the kids at University of Wisconsin Madison are eating bible pages. But listen, Christian Moms – you should TOTES be coming after me for DARING to allow my kid to dress up as a butterfly tonight to score some chocolate.
Another day, more madness, y’all.