Musk Plans To Cut 75% Of Twitter Employees. Maybe They Should Learn To Make Solar Panels?

It’s high time to drain the Big Tech swamp. According to a Washington Post report citing internal interview and documents, Elon Musk has warned prospective investors for his Twitter purchase that he plans to cut 75% of the company’s 7,500 employees. Apparently, this has been in the works for months, regardless of whether the Musk deal went through, with Twitter’s current management planning to cut down the payroll by about $800 million by the end of 2023. Bets on how many of the fired workers will have blue hair and pronouns in their bio? Seriously, I fully suspect that 99% of the 75% who are cut will be decidedly Leftist, and that’s based on the political breakdown of the company.

Apparently, Human Resources misled employees by assuring them that there would not be mass layoffs, but internal documents showed “extensive plans to push out staff and cut down on infrastructure costs” that were in the works before Musk ever offered to buy the company.

But hey, these employees should look on the bright side. As John Kerry would say, just learn to make solar panels!