In the Midst of Chaos, One Woman Keeps Her Priorities Straight

Normally I don’t bother with videos of places of business being absolutely trashed by entitled youths, but for whatever reason I decided to make an exception when I scrolled past this video of carnage at a Wawa convenience store.

There is The Most going on in this shop: products thrown around, displays being overturned. Shenanigans abound. (Absolutely no explanation or reason given, by the way.)

And then, in the midst of the mayhem, a singular voice rises above the fever pitch:

“Y’all making food?”

Dear reader, I CACKLED.

And she doubles down! After turning to, once again, survey the ACTIVE VANDALISM AND CACAPHONY OF CRIME BEING COMMITTED, girlfriend turns back around and says, “Are y’all making the sandwiches or are y’all gonna keep recording?”

GURL.

“Uhh, it’s gonna be a little while,” the Wawa employee responds.

She begins what I assume is a well-reasoned, rational response. “Okay, but like. . .” Then the video cuts off.

I don’t know about y’all, but I would KILL to hear the rest of that sentence. Okay, but like what? WHAT? How could she POSSIBLY intend to finish that thought?? I’ll never know, and I’ll never be okay with the fact that I’ll never know.

Un-freaking-believable.