New Trans Gimmick Mocks Women And Disgusts Anyone With A Brain

Of all the things that shouldn’t exist, this shouldn’t exist the most. Like, quit your job, go home and take a nap, your brain isn’t ready.

Some “The Hills Have Eyes” psychopath has developed a Butt Baby; “a prosthetic baby that can be inserted deep into the loving embrace of the rectum, where a Trans woman can experience and celebrate the miracle of childbirth.”

First of all, a prosthesis is an artificial device used to replace a missing body part. People apparently STILL don’t understand that a baby is a whole separate person and not simply a part of a woman’s body. But, labels aside, since when do women poop out babies?! Are we just trying to make a mockery of childbirth?

I get it, science and biology are not leftist strong suits. Some people are bad at math while they’re bad at reality. We all have our faults. Still. If they think this is a valid substitute for giving birth, I want off this planet before they decide they can breast feed from any object that squirts. Because you’d think they’d be above that, but you probably thought they’d be above shoving fake babies up their butts…

All I know is, it’s time to invest in adult diapers. Depends stock is going to be off the chain after grown dudes crap out five pound, twelve inch long plastic devices shaped like babies and colored to their preference, just for fun. I mean, that is if they can even get them out. ER nurses and proctologists, I don’t envy you!

You know how some women laugh and pee after having numerous kids, or after the muscle loss from old age wreaks havoc on the pelvic floor? Well we’re about to have an entire club of “giggles and sh*ts”; old men bonding over their fecal incontinence, rectal prolapse, and rainbow colored colostomy bags while reminiscing about that one time they caught Monkeypox out of nowhere during back to back orgy weekends.

Nooope. I grow less and less tolerant every day. I’m officially transphobic, toss the whole thing in the trash.