Oops!…She’s Beefing Again

I watched from afar during the Free Britney movement—and I can honestly say I was hopeful that ending the conservatorship was a good thing. But then Britney got freed, and she immediately started spinning around naked on Instagram. Now I’m kindaaaaa thinking maybe we freed Brit a little too hard.

Britney has been busy with her newfound freedom. Over the summer she married model Sam Asghari, she’s released new music and oh, she’s been publicly duking it out with her ex-husband Kevin Federline and her two teen boys, Preston, 16, and Jayden, 15. SO THAT’S FUN.

According to Daily Mail, Britney hasn’t seen her sons for months, and they didn’t attend their mother’s wedding to Sam this summer. In a recent interview, Jayden said he has “no hate” for his mother, but the relationship is strained.

“I 100% think this can be fixed,” Jayden said in a documentary interview with Daphne Barak. “It’s just going to take a lot of time and effort. I just want her to get better mentally. When she gets better I really want to see her again.”

This breaks my heart for couple of reasons. First, because this poor kid clearly wants a relationship with his mom. And second because he’s going through this publicly. WHY IS HIS DAD LETTING HIM DO INTERVIEWS?! Seems to me this should all be a private affair. But then again, Kevin has never been what you would call a class act.

Britney then responded to her sons, in a lengthy (and now deleted) Instagram post, The Daily Wire reported.

“I’ve tried my best at being the best person I can be … to be basically held hostage in homes under nurses and bulls***,” Britney said. “I hope my kids one day understand my reasoning of my play in water revealing myself as any woman would being held under blankets and supervision under the conservatorship !!! Finally at 40 without the restraints of what my family did to me … I say to my son Jayden that I send all the love in the world to you every day for the rest of my life!!!! My love for my children has no boundaries and it deeply saddens me to know his outcry of saying I wasn’t up to his expectations of a mother … and maybe one day we can meet face to face and talk about this openly!!!! Maybe dear child YOU can explain to me why our family would do that to anyone!!!!”

Britney then comes for Kevin…which I’m here for.

“I helped your father who hasn’t had a job in 15 years … I assume it is easier for you guys not to have someone check on you to make sure you’re doing your homework!!!! I’m sure the standards of your dad smoking weed every day benefits your daily life at 15 and 16 to partake in a VERY COOL GENERATION !!! I completely understand your need to live with your father as I had to play the perfect role for 15 years for absolutely nothing. I’m so happy I was able to carry 4 tours, judge X Factor and WAAAY more … I did that for you,” she said.

“As for my mental health … my dear child understand you must learn to pick up a book and read one before you resort to even thinking about my intellect sweetheart !!!” Britney said. “Tell your father to go try and at least mow the lawn … Psss if you can honestly sit back and say with your sensible brilliant mind what memaw and paw paw did to me was fine and call them not bad people … then yes I have failed as a mother and hopefully that’s a chat for you and your father to sit face to face and try to learn WHAT’S GOOD.”

Ooof.

I feel like I’m watching a ping-pong match, but the table is on fire and there are a lot of exclamation points flying around.