I Interrupt Today’s Politics To Give You Justin Trudeau’s Stupid Haircut.
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July 18, 2022
The Great White Lie
July 18, 2022If there were ever a glaring poster-boy for today’s manlet, it would be Justin Trudeau. He’s the embodiment of the limp-handshaking, “I’m a feminist-tooooo!”, girl-voiced, Romphim-wearing, emasculated male who makes me give the Chrissy Teigen face every time I see him. Y’all know the face:
Because no, Trudeau. Just eeww.
I know this isn’t really news, but it’s news enough that the Toronto Sun thought it was news, so I’m making it news here at our site, because it’s one of those weeks where I just need to mock that narcissistic dictator Trudeau and his Napoleon haircut:
Listen, a lot of us have had bad haircuts. I’ve ABSOLUTELY had my share. I’ve been going through a bad hair phase for the better part of two years now (thanks, menopause and seven Texas stylists who can’t seem get it right OMG). So some of this post may be partial projection, but you gotta admit – he does look a little like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber. And as much as I loathe Twitter (it’s the 13th Circle of Hell, obvs), it redeems itself when I see stuff like this:
Masterful. For real, though. That is some true talent right there.
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“You little pumpkin pie hair-cutted freak”
That haircut is just a dumpster fire floating away in a flash flood during a tornado. And, Daisy, your hair is awesome.