Social Media Is Voting, And People Think Joe Kissing Granddaughter On The Mouth Is WEIRD

With all the videos floating around from the laptop dump, I’ve seen more of Hunter Biden’s flabby buttcheeks and his cavalcade of hookers than I care to admit. Enough to last a lifetime, that’s for sure! I think I’ve even learned how to count drugs. Clearly I’ve had enough internet to last all month, and still, the images keep coming. The last video started playing on Instagram when I wasn’t looking at it, and I’m not joking, it sounded so much like Ole Joe that I thought it was him at first. . .

*Stares incoherently* . . . Speaks into the camera, “She just asked if I wanted to take a walk.” . . . *Heavy breathing and panting* . . . Yells, “WHERE YOU GOING?!” . . . *Runs in circles and fumbles with the phone* . . . Mumbles, “My pants fell off. . .”

That is legit a transcript of the video I saw and not an exaggeration. Between the Biden boys and Jill Breakfast Taco Biden, it’s like they have their own language that only they can understand. Yes, suffice it to say, that I’ve been actively ignoring all things Biden whenever possible.

But like anything you try to ignore, it actively comes slapping you in the face, and today I was bombarded with a montage of Joe Biden kissing his granddaughter on the lips. Now, to be clear, my family never kissed on the mouth. My aunt kissed me on the lips accidentally once when I was 14 years old and I remain disgusted to this day. I have a few friends whom I remember kissing their parents on the lips growing up. I didn’t get it, but it didn’t really gross me out when they did it. Joe Biden smooching his granddaughter though? All the stages of EWWW. I am thoroughly grossed out.

This isn’t new; Joe made the news for kissing his granddaughter on the mouth during his campaign. Not that he ever made “the news” much those days. It was barely a blip on the radar. But now, after learning that Hunter labeled his own dad Pedo Peter, and after the shower stories from Ashley Biden’s diary, all things that look questionable should be questioned. So, sorry friends, there’s not enough eye bleach in the world for all the Biden atrocities we’ve been experiencing lately, but I’ve got to add one more to the pile. Take a look at these little smackeroos and decide for yourself if they’ve got that no-no factor that Twitter seems to think they have.