Oh Look! Gavin Newsom Is Being A Hypocrite Again.

And in today’s Newsom News, it’s another “do what I say, not what I actually DO, you silly minions!” case for the Governor of California once again:

That’s so weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeird. Montana is on a list of “banned” states to travel to using state funds, because according to Gavin, Montana is mean! And Gavin actually has “banned” 22 states, because OMG THEY ARE SO MEEEAN, you guys! Weird thing about that, though – it’s just mean for everyone else to travel to those places. Not for Gavin, though. Gavin has some rich in-laws that live in Montana on a ranch, so he gets to go to Montana whenever he damn well pleases. But the rest of you minions? Well, it’s just like dining and living your lives during Covid, dontchaknow. The rules don’t apply to him, because he’s better than you. Gavin can do what he wants. Gavin is part of the elite, and Gavin can impose travel bans and lockdowns, all while making INSANE ads like this one:

And to think – there are IDIOTS out there who think this guy isn’t lying to them. It’s unreal.

They must be smoking some pretty good stuff there, huh? Because those of us with Actual Brains know that people have been fleeing your state like rats off a sinking ship, Mr. Lockdown McFrenchLaundry.

But listen, Gavin. You set your sights high on that Presidential run, SlickHair. Because OMG – 2024 is going to be SO MUCH FUN to watch.

Y’all remember that movie School Ties? Gavin Newsom is Matt Damon’s character in that movie. He’s the personification of that rich, smug little punk, and DeSantis is Brendan Frazier. And I cannot WAIT to get a big ol’ bowl of popcorn and watch the whole cycle play out in its epic glory.