

And in today’s ‘these people are batshit’ news, I give you Dan Rather, who compared today’s Liz-Cheney-theatre-production to an episode of Dallas. Because of COURSE he did that:
I remember the anticipation over “Who shot J.R.?” It’s like tomorrow’s surprise witness at the January 6 hearings: “Who sabotaged American democracy?” (I mean we already know, but still, get the popcorn ready!)
— Dan Rather (@DanRather) June 28, 2022
He’s so excited about it, y’all. Popcorn and everything. Liz Cheney is Sue Ellen, and Bennie Thompson is Bobby. Like OMG best. Skit. EVER! Amirite, Dan?
Sweet Jesus, can you imagine being these people?
Meanwhile, the rest of us living in the REAL world are paying over 100 bucks a tank for gas, watching our retirement savings go down the tubes, and wondering how we’re going to make ends meet after enduring two years of our government Actually “sabotaging democracy.” But listen, Dan, we’re glad you’re sitting pretty in your gilded tower, enjoying Liz’s taxpayer-funded show while chowing down on some gourmet popcorn. Good for you.
Have fun at your watch party. The rest of us will be over here working, making sure all of these jackholes get paid (with overblown pensions!). You know the drill, dontcha?

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This January 6th show is about the Democrats desperately trying to win as many votes as possible.
It embarrasses me to admit that there are people in Texas who admire Dan Rather. A few years ago, Dan’s alma mater, Sam Houston State University in Huntsville, the School of Mass Communication is located in the Dan Rather Communications Building.
It’s worth noting that naming the Communications Building after Rather happened in 1994, some years before he disgraced himself and his network with his dishonest and corrupt reporting of George W. Bush’s military service. I often wonder if the school has ever noticed the irony of having his name on a school that’s dedicated to training young people how to be honest journalists. But that’s just me.
Mock and Roll Chicks!
If anyone thinks a dude wearing face paint and buffalo horns or some reprobate putting his feet on Pelosi’s desk was going to start introducing legislation in the House of Representatives, they truly need psychological help. The real insurrection took place on election night cranking out fake ballots.
I find it amusing that someone who legitimately tried to sabotage democracy through blatant misinformation is claiming what lead up to Jan 6 wasn’t simply the immune response trying to restore some reason behind something that failed every single metric we used to measure the outcome before the fact combined with a severe set of rules changes.
I’m pretty sure that “fortifying the election” was when American democracy was sabotaged, Jan 6 was an immune response.
Oh Dan- time to hang it up. You’re almost as bad as our commander in chief 🙄
I tried this yesterday and it didn’t go thru for some reason. So I try again?
And it worked this time.