Taylor Lorenz is an insufferable hag. I think at this point that goes without saying. But she just somehow became even more insufferable over the weekend, when she took issue with Bloomberg columnist Matt Yglesias making light of his recently contracted case of Covid. BEHOLD.
Chances are, if you’re a Normal Human Being, you look at that series of tweets and think, “Getting covid sucks, but at least Matt has a sense of humor about it.” If you’re a hysterical harpie, then you do what Taylor Lorenz did.
There are simply not enough eyerolls for this level of joykilling. What a miserable beast she is.
And then? Enter Midwest Gun Dad.
Now, you might think that a photo and description like that would prompt even the MOST hysterical of harpies to freaking TAKE A SEAT. But nope! Taylor decided Midwest Gun Dad needed scolding too.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! His response to her was so perfect. Imagine being a person who tries to tell that guy about “lateral ableism.” Literally GFY, Taylor Lorenz. OMG. Stop trying to poison everyone else with your sad, miserable, joylessness.
PS. This is my new favorite photo of Taylor Lorenz.