Worried About War, Crime, Gas, Inflation, Border Security? Well, Rest Easy, Folks. BTS IS HERE.

Just when I thought the world couldn’t get any dumber.

Remember when Jen Psaki did that absolutely ridiculous video with some weird TikTok star so that the White House would seem relatable to Gen Z? (Actually, I shouldn’t assume that’s WHY they did this, but I can’t think of any other cogent reason).

That’s a thing that Actually Happened, that this White House thought was an Actual Good Idea.

Americans all across the country right now are really hurting.  There isn’t a single policy Joe Biden’s administration has enacted that has put anyone on better footing than they were before he became president.  Life is harder and more expensive and more dangerous under this administration than any other in recent history.

BUT NO WORRIES, you guys.  Because look what’s happening today!

INBOX: "Global K-pop phenomenon BTS will join Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre at the top of today’s Press Briefing, where the Grammy-nominated musical group will deliver brief remarks."

— Jacqui Heinrich (@JacquiHeinrich) May 31, 2022

OMG THANK GOD, amirite? A K-pop band will fix all that ails us.

And listen, don’t get me wrong.  If Dynamite came on in my car, you’d likely see me be-bopping to it a little.  I don’t mind a little sugar pop from time to time.  BUT THEY DO NOT BELONG AT A WHITE HOUSE PRESS BRIEFING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.