

You guys, check this out.
According to the sourcelink, which reports on an audit conducted by software firm SparkToro for Twitter, it appears that 49.3% of Joe Biden’s Twitter followers are fake/bots/bogus/not real/imaginary/total losers.
Ok that last one wasn’t actually reported by SparkToro. That was just reported by me, and I stand by it. 🙂 If you’re still a person who thinks 81 million people actually voted for Biden, you are smoking some of the strongest sh*t ever.
But yes, the audit found that almost half of Biden’s Twitter followers are NOT REAL PEOPLE. Pretty significant, considering the expensive transaction Elon Musk is entering into, amirite?
The way that SparkToro defined “fake followers” is as follows: “accounts that are unreachable and will not see the account’s tweets (either because they’re spam, bots, propaganda, etc. or because they’re no longer active on Twitter).”
Twitter’s current leadership has told Musk and the rest of its shareholders that less than 5% of its users are fake. Musk believes the number is much higher, because Musk is a thoughtful, rational, logical person. He said, “My offer was based on Twitter’s SEC filings being accurate. Yesterday, Twitter’s CEO publicly refused to show proof of <5%. This deal cannot move forward until he does.”
Here’s Elon’s take on the numbers. I love this so much.
Elon Musk's epic reaction to Twitter claiming that the number of real unique humans that you see making comments on a daily base is above 95%. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 @elonmusk pic.twitter.com/6xnlA0KQ90
— DogeDesigner (@cb_doge) May 17, 2022
There was also this interesting exchange between John Rich and Elon:

Now – was Elon saying, “Absolutely” in response to Rich suggesting he KNEW IN ADVANCE that this was the case before making his offer? Or was he saying, “Absolutely” in response to Rich suggesting that there was big trouble for the Twitter commies? Or both? I guess we’ll see.
CEO Parag Agrawal was none too pleased with Elon’s statements, and he took to his own Twitter account to push back and say how hard they all work to get rid of spam accounts. His diatribe went across several tweets, but here’s Elon’s response to one of them – it was priceless:
