

Psaki’s last day at the podium is Friday the 13th, y’all. The date couldn’t be more perfect, and it’s a LOOOOOONG time coming. She’s being replaced with Karine Jean-Pierre, and all we know about her is that she’s black and a lesbian, because Democrats.
Yay women’s empowerment!
In other news, I started a new dance craze, because I’m the ultimate trendsetter like that. Eat your heart out TikTokians.
Have the BEST Mother’s Day weekend EVER, y’all. Hugs to all the Mamas out there.