You Think Nickelodeon Is Better Than Disney? THINK AGAIN.

Well, if you’ve been around for a hot decade, you know how much I’ve hated Disney FOREVER.  I’m the O.G. of loathing the Mouse House.  And it’s not just the fact that it’s a (now out and proud) breeding ground for groomers.  I actually think their prices are outrageous, too.  The ticket costs are armed robbery, y’all.

But it’s still a free country – well, at least for Democrats, anyway.  Take your kids where you want.  I’ll still take mine to Vegas.  Less creeps there.

Speaking of groomers, Nickelodeon is getting in on the LGBTQIAXYZ action, because it’s never too early to talk to kids about SEXXXXXXXXXXX LIKE OMG!  And it’s not just about sex and gender identity, it’s about CELEBRATING kids who identify as transgender and queer and anything that’s not cis, dontchaknow:

Rebekah truly is an inspiration ❤️🏳️‍⚧️ We stand with all kids and their families today, on Transgender Day of Visibility, and every day pic.twitter.com/7K6YXTa6dX

— Nickelodeon (@Nickelodeon) March 31, 2022

That’s right. CELEBRATING each other. Since when did society become about that?  You can’t dispute data, and Generation Z is the “queerest generation” ever.  That’s right – 15.9% of kids today say they’re queer or transgender.  In 2012, it was 3.5%.  You think that’s just coincidence?

If you do, I have some Indiana tidal wave insurance I’d like to sell you.

Kids LOVE to be celebrated.  Especially little kids.  Keep that in mind when you watch stuff like the Nickelodeon ditty above.  And then draw yourself a correlation between American children’s programming (as a blatant strategy, mind you) and the fact that more kids these days are “identifying” as queer.  And bisexual.  And transgender.

After all, it’s a special status these days.  What kid WOULDN’T want to be given special treatment?  I mean, they have a whole DAY of Visibility.  How freaking cool is that?  That girl gets her own video on Nickelodeon!

At the very least, can we all stop peddling the bullshit notion that this community is somehow marginalized?  Because that’s beyond ridiculous at this point.

Enough with hypersexualizing our kids, creeps.  LET THEM BE FREAKING KIDS.