Bono Is Getting Mercilessly Mocked For His Terrible Limerick And I’m Kinda Here For It.

If you missed this horrendous moment we played in our livestream this morning, check out Nancy Pelosi reading a poem Bono sent her about Ukraine.

Speaker Nancy Pelosi reads a poem written by Irish singer Bono.

Greg Kelly: "Nancy, look in the mirror."

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I mean, it’s bad enough that she doesn’t even get the cadence right, but also WHY IN THE HOLY HELL IS BONO WRITING LIMERICKS ABOUT UKRAINE.

According to this, he’s getting roundly mocked for it, and rightly so.  Here’s Tucker:

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— Tucker Carlson (@TuckerCarlson) March 18, 2022

You KNEW Tucker would have a field day with this, but he wasn’t the only one.  All over social media, people were mocking how utterly absurd this was.

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— Minister for Spuds at the Dept of Bacon & Cabbage (@FCTwenteBenson) March 17, 2022

There's been a breakthrough in the peace talks after the Russians agreed to withdraw if Bono promised not to write any more poetry

— Minister for Spuds at the Dept of Bacon & Cabbage (@FCTwenteBenson) March 17, 2022

The war is so sad
It's making me mad
But I hope that Vlad
Gets killed really bad

Bono – 2022

— Minister for Spuds at the Dept of Bacon & Cabbage (@FCTwenteBenson) March 17, 2022

There are plenty more where those came from, but yeah.  You get the idea.

Celebrity do-gooders strike again!

If only Gal Gadot would lead celebrities in singing Imagine to Putin, this conflict in Eastern Europe could end once and for all.