

Everything continues to be a terrifying mess of inflation and war, thanks to our Commander-in-Cloosterfooken. He can barely keep his eyes open to (sorta) read a teleprompter, and Psaki is claiming that he’s SOOOOOOOO much better than Trump was at showing the world that we mean business. They’re all shaking in their boots because of his testicular fortitude, you guys.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA OMG. Who’s gonna tell her?
In case you were wondering, Cardi B is weighing in on the state of the union and Russia/Ukraine/China, because this is our world now. You’re welcome.
Also, we’re pre-gaming next week’s SOTU. Looking forward to THAT presumable train-wreck and can’t wait to recap it with y’all.
Hope everyone has a wonderful Wednesday!