Men Win At Being Women – First (Trans) Female Admiral

Transgender Rachel Levine was named the “first-ever female admiral” in the public health corps and I’m telling you, hot tea shot out my nose because I laughed at this so hard. Levine is a professor of pediatrics and psychiatry at Penn State College of Medicine, and no that is not a joke. Avoid that place like they’re handing out small-pox blankets. Levine is the US Assistant Secretary of Health. Lord, help us. This role is the primary advisor on matters involving the nation’s public health…
The nation’s. Public. Health. I would not hire someone with diabetus to manage my candy  business, nor would I hire Levine to do anything at all related to health. At this point, I would rather use a giant pickle jar for a helmet when traveling to outer space. I’d rather trot to Hell on a fast horse with a porcupine saddle.
As the arms race hits the last stretch, China breaks out the space nukes while America focuses its effort on men’s high heels. Equity! These hooker boots must be available in all sizes!!
Let me be perfectly clear. China just tested a nuclear-capable hypersonic missile that circled the GLOBE. We’re trying to make Spanx with pee-pee holes. We have trans soldiers in our commercials. They have trans-world nuclear missiles.
In case you’re wondering, this is bad and everything is stupid.
First of all. How do you spend fifty years as a man and then become the first female ANYTHING? Aren’t actual females upset? Like, look here bro, I’ve been working towards that title for a decade and you put on a skirt yesterday so you got it?? Mmm, okay, no.
What about the fact that women have officially been downgraded to the label “birthers”. Imagine being identified by just your uterus. Well you don’t have to imagine, because progressives have made it so. What are you? You’re a vagina carrier. Woman? No, we don’t know what that means anymore. I need to know if you have an innie or an outie. Supposedly men can also give birth now, so having a uterus doesn’t make you special.
This is peak 2021. It’s like 2020, but everyone is high on hand sanitizer so they just got even more stupid. At this point I’m waiting for Levine to rip off the wig and tell us we’re being punked. Where are the feminists? Are we still fighting for women, or nah?
And are gender and sex the same thing, or no? I’m old enough to remember the story that biological sex and gender were “different”. Conservatives were crazy and close-minded for not agreeing. So. Did Levine change genders or sex? Ohhh, are they they same now, but only right now when it scores some sort of societal “win”? Where are the progressives? Your agenda is unraveling into a crappy, handkerchief-up-the-sleeve magic trick.
I know. I’m sure I sound transphobic. Oh noe!! If only I cared…