We’re raging today. But our rage isn’t white-rage, much to the surprise and dismay of General Mark Milley (aka “Milley Vanilley”). It’s more of a rainbow-Skittled rage.
Taste that rainbow, y’all.
Speaking of yumminess, we’re also talking tots. Because let’s face it, they make everything better.
Don’t forget to brush up on your mandarin, everyone!