Nancy Pelosi Suggests She Is A ‘Street Fighter’ In Response To Defending Herself From Rioters

Didn’t she have trouble standing up from a kneeling position during her virtue-signaling fiasco in African garb?

Also, lady, you can barely keep your dentures inside your face, and we’re supposed to believe that you’re just going to Fight Club some rioters?

I guess it’s easy to joke around about such idiotic claims when you literally have bodyguards.

USA Today held an interview with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, where Pelosi stated that, if she had to face rioters when they stormed the Capitol, she would have been able to hold her own.

Yeah… uh, hold her own crap in her pants while her bodyguards handled the situation? Anything otherwise are nothing but pipe dreams.

The Daily Wire reported:

“Well, I’m pretty tough. I’m a street fighter,” Pelosi said when she was asked whether she was frightened by the ordeal. “They would have had a battle on their hands.”

HAHA yeah, the battle would’ve been, “can someone move this old lady out of my way? I feel like if I touch her she’ll poof into ashes.”

Pelosi reportedly then lifted her foot, showing her 4-inch-high stilettos, which she said she “would have” used as weapons to fight off the rioters.

“I was never personally afraid because I had so much security for myself,” she said. “I was afraid for everybody else, and I’ll never forgive them the trauma that they caused to the staff and the members.”

Yeah, a couple garbage bins were knocked over and a window or two were shattered… soOoOo traumatic.

Oh, and don’t forget – Pelosi is part of the party who is attempting to take away our gun rights… while having a fully armed pack of guards.