Biden’s finally going to go on television tonight, y’all. It won’t be unscripted or impromptu or authentic at all, because Lord knows he can’t do that. Dude has about 562 handlers. But it will have a crap ton of teleprompting and zero questions.
As one would expect with Biden.
Also, we’re talking about Piers Morgan’s huge balls on today’s show. Because they’re so refreshingly massive, they barely fit in his pants. Take notes, everyone else who has bowed down to the mob.
Happy Thursday, everyone.