Breaking – Happening At The Polls

Voter Watch 2020

I am more than willing to report on any Republican corruption or intimidation at the polls, the only problem is, I haven’t found any. What I have found instead is massive reports of voter intimidation, Republican poll watchers being denied access, and voter fraud rings.

Project Veritas reports on broken voter machines in New York Pennsylvania, and Michigan, where voters are told to simply leave their ballots to be scanned at a later time. No thanks homie, I’ll wait here ALL day.

At least one woman in Herdon, Virginia showed up to the polls only to be informed that she’d already voted. I think I’d remember that…

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania saw a city-wide effort of corruption as Democrat election officials denied poll watchers access to their locations, erected physical barriers to keep poll watchers away from counting tables, and blocked the observation of absentee ballot processing. I volunteered at a polling place this morning, that’s ILLEGAL, sir!

The Philadelphia Republican Party has received reports of several voting locations closed or opening late, causing some people to leave for work without voting, and other reports of voting machines being down in Westmoreland and Philadelphia counties.

That’s the news from the last few hours polls have been open. Democrats haven’t exactly been quiet about their plan to win at all cost, but I genuinely thought they were being typical, dramatic Democrats who wail at the sky naked when they don’t get their way. I’m sure they still plan to do their cathartic group-yell and post it on the internet in a weird form of electronic circle jerk, but it looks like they’ll bring out all the stops and breaks several laws first.

Whomever put money on “commit felonious crimes to unseat a fair election” just got another square in “Insanity Bingo”.

Last week, I voted early in North Carolina and was surprised to see huge signs saying “NO VOTER ID REQUIRED”. I’d like to hope there are fail-safes in place in insure that no one here can vote more than once, but it was so easy to grab a ballot I can’t say that with any sort of confidence. I also thought that was the worst of things, but apparently it ain’t over until the fat, angry, pink-haired, I hate men because I don’t have one, vegan (except when I’m alone with my burgers and my tears), liberal extremist (redundant, I know) sings. Or, you know, screams at the sky.

I’m just keeping my fingers crossed that President Trump pulls off this election, not just because he is great for the country, but because I’m so looking forward to the compilation video of liberal meltdowns. For your enjoyment, here is one of my favorites!