Cops Find Man With Loaded Gun Concealed In His Butt

Ehh, he’s probably a crappy shot anyways.

It wasn’t just taped between his cheeks, or else I’d say ‘wow, what a cheeky fella we have here!’ But, nope, it was IN his rear end. INSIDE OF IT.

Never thought I’d cringe thinking about the phrase ‘concealed carry’ but here we are.

On Friday in Louisiana, a 24-year-old man was sentenced after pleading guilty to weapons charges, stemming from initial suspicious activity.

The New York Post reported:

Justin Savoie, 24, pleaded guilty Friday to weapons charges after police in the town of Golden Meadow — who were arresting him late last year on a separate matter — discovered he had stashed a loaded .25 caliber Titan pistol in his buttocks, The Smoking Gun reports.

Police had taken Savoie into custody on Dec. 28, 2019, after they responded to “suspicious activity” in a home he was occupying with a female acquaintance, the report said.

Cops said they discovered Savoie possessed a handgun, marijuana and drug paraphernalia during an initial search.

The police also found additional firearms in the man’s truck.

They didn’t find the other “concealed gun” until they performed a strip search on Savoie, where they discovered the four-inch long, 2.5-inch barreled gun buried in his Hershey highway. Apparently Savoie had to do it in a hurry before the cops approached him. Can you imagine that train of events? That’s some painful dedication right there.

Savoie appeared at a District Court where he was sentenced to a five-year suspended prison sentence; he was ordered to serve 90 days in the Lafourche Parish jail and three years of probation.

I think this goes without saying, but I’ll say share anyways – he isn’t allowed to possess or own firearms anymore.