AOC Teams Up With Vogue To Give You All Her Beauty Secrets.

Obviously, I couldn’t watch this entire thing because my ears start bleeding after about 2 minutes of listening to her voice.  But if you want her red lip secrets, here you go:

According to the Vogue write-up,  AOC “loves beauty” but also tries “not to have a full beat every day.”

STUNNING BRAVERY right there, y’all.  Like – some days she chooses to “go in with a bare face, and other days when she wants to feel glam, she does glam.”

She claims that when she went from working in a restaurant to being on TV all the time, she “initially really struggled with that.”

PUH-LEEEZE.  She’s one of the most attention-seeking people in Congress, and no one is forcing her to be on a zillion TV shows. She wants to be there, obvs.

And – this is important, y’all – SHE CONTOURS.

“I’m not trying to change my features or shape-shift—I’m just trying to accentuate my existing features. I’m not trying to make it look bigger. I’m not trying to make it look smaller.… I’m just trying to show people what I got.”

And lest you think she isn’t brave enough to use glitter, SHUT YO MOUTH.

“As the youngest woman in Congress—and as a woman of color—it’s so hard to be taken seriously.… I would think, Man, [glitter] isn’t going to help me out. People already try to diminish me and diminish my voice as young and frivolous and unintelligent. I tried the shimmer, and it looks fire!… It helps me feel better, and I feel like it helps make my eyes pop, so you know what? I was totally wrong.”

Aren’t you glad you know this?

You’re welcome.

Also, reeeeeeally looking forward to Vogue exploring Melania Trump’s skincare routine with the same level of interest.  Should I hold my breath?