Kanye Holds First Campaign Rally In SC, Sobs About Stopping Kim Kardashian From Aborting Their Kid

So, this was wild.

If you wanna see the full 47 minutes of his – whatever that was – click right here.

But here’s a summary:

1.  God told him that it wasn’t right to abort his baby with Kim Kardashian, so even though Kim “had the pills in her hand” they decided against ending the pregnancy.
2.  He wore a bullet-proof vest and had 2020 shaved into his hair.
3.  He said he “doesn’t give a f*ck if he wins the presidency or not.”
4.  He said he’s more concerned that “there are homeless people in front of the Gucci store” and that he is “in service of God.”
5.  He wants to meet with George Soros to talk about building houses, and he wants to meet with Mark Zuckerberg to talk about getting better internet in Africa.
6. He said Harriet Tubman didn’t free slaves, but instead just had them “go work for other white people.”
7.  He said, “Politics, America, Trump, Biden, nor Kanye West can free us. The only thing that can free us is obeying the rules that were given to us as a promised land.”
8.  He said abortion should be legal but that the “option of maximum increase should be available” such that “everybody who has a baby gets a million dollars or something.”

So yeah, welcome to the Birthday Party Platform.