I gotta say, I wasn’t expecting to get this sort of message on Easter, but if there’s anything we’ve learned about internet weirdos in our 11+ years of being Chicks on the Right, it’s that a$$holes don’t take holidays off. They’re a$$holes 24/7, 365.
Drive-bys on our Facebook wall are my favorite. Dudes who think they’re super tough drop by to hurl obscenities at us, as if it’s an effective way of…I don’t even know…intimidating us? PUH-LEEEZE.
This guy was no exception. And my most favorite thing to do with these a$$holes is tell them that we’re going to make money from their posts, and then scare them into showing what total cowards they actually are. Invariably, when they come to insult us, and then I engage them, and then ask them if they’re OK with me using their name/profile photo on the Wall of Shame – they retreat, tail between the legs. It’s like clockwork at this point. All it takes is me asking if they’re willing to stand behind their words like MEN WITH ACTUAL BALLS, and without fail, these ball-less morons freak out, and either run away, threaten legal action, or both.
Dude – we didn’t ask you to come drop insults on OUR FB WALL. That was all you. Sorry you’re too much of a p*ssy to own your own behavior. And absolutely we’re gonna use it to our benefit.
BEHOLD (by the way, until this loser deletes his post, I’m leaving it in the Posts by Visitors section of our FB wall. I mean, why not, amirite?):
That may be all we hear from that clown, but who knows. He might keep going. I just wanted to make sure to give him the attention he so clearly needs, because it’s Easter, and as you know, I’m all about extending grace these days.
Hope y’all are having a wonderful day!! 🙂