We Address The Britney-Bots, And Go On An EPIC RANT ABOUT THE STIMULUS BECAUSE OUR CONGRESS IS A GIANT PILE OF CRAP

My rage is overflowing today.  I hope it at least burns a few quarantine calories, because I’ve been eating waaaaaaaay too many chips these past few weeks.

Britney followers – please, for the love of God – think about picking up a history book or two.  And Congress?

You are BEYOND DESPICABLE.