Day three of our captivity. How y’all doing?
Joe Biden is going to win the Democratic ticket, Vanessa Hudgens is today’s winner of the Seahag Award, and YOU GET CORONACASH! And YOU GET CORONACASH! And YOU GET CORONACASH!
Because let’s just go ahead and tank the economy, whydontwe?
Hang in there, everyone, and just keep listening to Matt M’s pep talk, because we’re gonna be alright alright alright.