The Biden Bernie Showdown Went Pretty Much Like You’d Expect.

Did y’all watch? It started with an elbow-bump and the podiums placed 6 feet apart, even though the moderators were basically right next to each other, because if there’s anything the media is AWESOME at, it’s sending out completely contradictory messages.

This is a perfect representation of what the entire evening was like:

Lord help us is either of these two become President. pic.twitter.com/rPgJTucbCb

— CHIZ 🇺🇸 (@CHIZMAGA) March 16, 2020

Also, if you’re in an energy production industry, please be advised that Joe Biden wants to eliminate your job.

Joe Biden on what he wants on energy policy: “no ability for the oil industry to continue to drill, period, ends”

Biden is just as extreme as AOCpic.twitter.com/OEfmm61kPl

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) March 16, 2020

Bernie Sanders quadrupled down on praise for dictators:

Bernie Sanders just responded to his justification of Cuba's human rights abuses by justifying China's human rights abuses.

Yes, really. He's this bad at this. #DemDebate pic.twitter.com/VvOZKIkXTJ

— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) March 16, 2020

And both of these old fools have no interest in enforcing our laws.

Both Biden and Sanders say that illegal immigrants who are arrested by local police should not be turned over to immigration authorities pic.twitter.com/1Xz82k0nFc

— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 16, 2020

Things got heated when they talked SuperPACs.

Biden: "You have 9 super PACs, do you want me to list them?"

Bernie: "Yes, please list them"

Biden: "Come on man, give me a break." pic.twitter.com/y1CSuMRjr4

— Daily Caller (@DailyCaller) March 16, 2020

Mostly they just sounded like two old dudes shaking rakes at each other.

Someone come get their grandpas pic.twitter.com/zJyJ9Pkx4v

— Ashley St. Clair (@stclairashley) March 16, 2020

There was that moment near the beginning where Joe couldn’t remember the name of a previous virus:

It’s literally happening right now and he’s still confuses it. What’s going on with Biden? How could this guy possibly lead anything let alone in a crisis?

Biden confuses the Swine Flu with Coronavirus, then says “N1H15” instead of H1N1. https://t.co/L0vHnqUFtw

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) March 16, 2020

And there was that moment where Joe forgot what a debate actually IS:

During a presidential debate, Democrat Joe Biden says: "I don't want to get this into a back and forth in terms of our politics."

IT'S A DEBATEpic.twitter.com/uKmAj8h1QQ

— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) March 16, 2020

THen there was the YouTube fight:

When Bernie Sanders hit Joe Biden for running ads saying he’s opposed to social security, Biden shot back: “It’s a flat lie.”

But Sanders brought receipts, and he told viewers to “go to the YouTube” https://t.co/Ur2Dxsk5dD pic.twitter.com/kMP0mFgkek

— POLITICO (@politico) March 16, 2020

Oh Joe.  You know video lives forever.

Bernie wanted us to go to the YouTube. Here's the YouTube. #DemocraticDebate https://t.co/8GcxakGsAT

— Chicks On The Right (@chicksonright) March 16, 2020

Anyway, it was your standard commie sh*tshow.