Michael Bloomberg Is Paying Social Media Influencers To Make Him ‘Seem Cool’

Y’all, my mind instantly went to, “Awe, that’s such a dad thing to do.”

But, then again, I don’t know of anyone’s dad who has paid to have friends.

Breitbart reported:

The presidential campaign of former New York City mayor and billionaire Michael Bloomberg has begun an initiative to pay social media users to promote his work and agenda ahead of the 2020 election.

I mean, you can put a pig in a dress… or polish a turd… or what ever other saying tickles your fancy.

Your campaign being promoted on social media platforms doesn’t dictate the ‘cool’ qualification. It’s just a way to catch more eyes.

More from Breitbart:

The startup, seen by the Daily Beast as an attempt for Bloomberg to “seem cool,” comes a few days after Bloomberg’s campaign announced its plans to double the amount he spends on advertising amid several problems with the Iowa caucus.

If Bloomberg thinks the Iowa caucus is the problem, and not the common denominator (aka – HIM), then I think he has bigger fish to fry.

In order to participate in the process, one must be a U.S. resident and is forbidden to use profanity, nudity, or “overtly negative content.”

Welp, there goes over half his viewers. I’m only kind of kidding – as to which part is up to you, my dear readers.

Since he announced his candidacy, Bloomberg has amped up his social media use with comments and advertisements that target the Trump presidency.

Oh no. Can’t he just stand on his own merit without alluding to the ad hominems?

More from Breitbart that literally made me laugh out loud –

Earlier this week, Bloomberg’s campaign released an advertisement on television and social media which suggested that President Donald Trump is to blame for the deadly nightclub shooting that occurred at Pulse nightclub in Orlando, Florida, on June 12, 2016 – months before Trump took office.

Guess not.