Check Out These Therapeutic Dildo Crystals… That Can Double As Home Decor?

When you think of crystals, what’s the first thing that comes to your mind?

Well, according to Pop Sugar –

Healing crystals have been a wellness trend for quite some time now, with a cult following of people who swear by their therapeutic properties.

Neat! Sounds like a good deal – pretty and therapeutic.

However…

Want to make your downstairs mixer a magical place?

Look no further.

More from Pop Sugar –

While some choose to harness the rocks’ energy in the form of pyramid-shaped decor or jewelry, one innovative company has delved into previously untrekked territory: the crystal dildo market. Yes, you read that correctly.

The company produces handmade dildos made from precious minerals like rose quartz and pure amethyst, which each provide their own respective healing properties.

The site suggests that the design of their ‘gadgets’ camouflage the actual intent of the suggestively shaped crystal, doubling as home decor.

… I was born during the day, but not yesterday. If something looks like THAT and is on a bedside table… C’mon.

It’s not like it’s sitting all sprouted in a planting pot of soil.

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See? Just place it on the floor. No one will suspect a thing.

Definitely not trying to downplay the company or what people are into…

But it’s crystal clear that this isn’t home decor.