Not your typical hard-hitting story, amiright?!
Aaaand let me guess, they’re all eight inches.
I mean, I’m kind of inclined to blame this on the impeachment process and climate change crap…And no, not in support of believing in climate change, but more so in support of California being the epicenter of hypocrisy for it.
Even the phallic-looking fish have given up on life’s pleasures.
No wonder the beaches are always crawling with women!
Okay, okay, I’ll stop there. Only because the other jokes are too obscene.
Thousands of 'penis fish' wash onto California beach https://t.co/9bn6LUIWPE pic.twitter.com/hmOnds5MBw
— New York Post (@nypost) December 12, 2019