Congrats, Hunter. We all knew you had it in you.
According to this, the DNA test that Hunter Biden didn’t wanna take but had to take, has proven “with scientific certainty” that Hunter is, in fact, the father of Lunden Alexis Roberts’ baby.
Lunden, in case you forgot, is the chick Hunter initially claimed he’d never slept with.
Apparently, Hunter doesn’t plan to contest the results, which is probably smart, given as DNA is kinda hard to contest.
Anyway, congrats to Hunter and also to his new-ish wife, who I’m sure is also thrilled with this news.