Hillary Clinton Laughs After Trevor Noah Asked Her How She Killed Jeffrey Epstein

Hillary Clinton didn’t answer the question, but instead laughed. WATCH:

We don’t know who killed Jeffrey Epstein. We can strike a few names from the list of suspects, though. For example, neither Mock nor Daisy killed Jeffrey Epstein. I’m pretty confident Duane “The Rock” Johnson did not kill Jeffrey Epstein. Jeffrey Epstein did not kill Jeffrey Epstein.

Popular on the list of people who might’ve actually been responsible, however, are the Clintons. I’m not here to push any sort of conspiracy theories, but, well, let me just put it this way: I believe it is about 1231239124 times more likely that Hillary Clinton orchestrated Jeffrey Epstein’s death than Jeffrey Epstein did. I’M NOT SAYING SHE DID IT. Just that of all the possible suspects, the Clintons had a strong motive. Luckily for those of us interested in the truth, someone did finally ask her about her involvement in his “suicide.” Unluckily for us,it was Trevor Noah. 

“I have to ask you a question that has been plaguing me for a while: How did you kill Jeffrey Epstein?” Noah asked in the Comedy Central interview on Thursday.

The question drew a laugh from Clinton, who was appearing alongside her daughter, Chelsea, to promote their new book. Noah said the former presidential candidate has been a “boogeyman” for the right-wing, questioning why some believe she has so much power.

“Because you’re not in power but you have all the power. I really need to understand how you do what you do, because you seem to be behind everything nefarious, and yet you do not use it to become president,” he said.

Noah tweeted a link to the entire interview, but I’ll try to spare you from it if I can.

Here’s the full interview with @HillaryClinton and @ChelseaClinton: https://t.co/FfWi3fqw3z

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) November 1, 2019

Clinton responded that she’s “constantly” surprised at the allegations that are made and the conspiracies about the Clintons are “on steroids” due to social media and the internet.

“The things they say, and now, of course, it’s on steroids with being online, are so ridiculous, beyond any imagination that I could have. And yet they are so persistent in putting forth these crazy ideas and theories. Honestly, I don’t know what I ever did to get them to upset. … I’ve gotten kind of used to it,” she said.

REALLY, Hil’? You “don’t know” why the right doesn’t like you? You can’t think of a SINGLE thing that might have pissed us off? I’ll give you a hint, MOST POLITICIANS DON’T HAVE A WIKIPEDIA PAGE OF SCANDALS.

Go away, you fascist hag. No one wants to hear from you anymore and your book probably sucks. Beat it.

TONIGHT: @HillaryClinton answers THAT QUESTION pic.twitter.com/pjXSZrokhO

— The Daily Show (@TheDailyShow) November 1, 2019