Sex Offenders Sue County Sheriff

Oh my God you guys. Mock sent this article in the morning, and I’ve been laughing at it all day just waiting to get home and write about it.

A pod of pedophiles in Georgia have filed a lawsuit against their county sheriff, because the sheriff’s office put signs in their yard warning trick-or-treaters to avoid their residences. BUT WAIT FOR THE BEST PART.

It’s in BUTTS COUNTY.

I’m DYING over here.

The posters include images of two stop signs, the ‘no’ symbol plastered across a Halloween bag and the message: ‘WARNING! NO TRICK-OR-TREAT AT THIS ADDRESS!!’

According to the lawsuit, one deputy told an offender he could be arrested if he removed the sign before Halloween night.

Ah, but what’s a night in the county jail compared to BEING CONVICTED FOR SEX CRIMES?

The suit is on behalf of all of the registered sex offenders in the county southeast of Atlanta and, NBC News says, it contends that the placing of the signs violates laws against trespassing on private property and the plaintiffs’ constitutional rights against forced speech.

The sex offenders claim in the suit that they were left humiliated and embarrassed by last year’s signs and seek the judge to declare the sheriff’s practice ‘unlawful and invalid.’

Let me reiterate. The sex offenders felt humiliated and embarrassed. The CONVICTED SEX OFFENDERS had their feelings hurt by a couple signs in the public’s interest. Good!!! I hope they feel humiliated every day for the rest of their lives! They are certified pieces of sh*t– on the POS Pyramid, sex offenders are PEAK POS!

Maybe it’s not very godly of me, but I couldn’t care less about how these sex offenders feel about the signs in their yard. Sheriff Long made a good call in the interest of the greater good. For my part, I’m going to lol over this all the way to Halloween. Merry tricking to all, and to all a good treat (just not you, Butts Co. Pedos).

P.S. Butts County. LOL