Elizabeth Warren’s Viral Town Hall Answer May Have Been Set Up

As proof that we live in a fallen world, Elizabeth Warren has been trending lately, this time for an answer she gave during the most recent Democratic Primary Town Hall on Nonsense.

How would I respond to someone who says marriage is between one man and one woman? #EqualityTownHall pic.twitter.com/8uNXqXI5n7

— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) October 11, 2019

She was asked, “Let’s say you’re on the campaign trail … and a supporter approaches you and says, ‘Senator, I am old-fashioned, and my faith teaches me that marriage is between one man and one woman.’ What is your response?”

“Well, I’m going to assume it’s a guy who said that. And I’m going to say, ‘Then just marry one woman,'” Warren replied. Then she added, “Assuming you can find one,” and rubbed her hands together like her robot batteries are charged by static electricity. (YES, I’m still convinced she’s a robot.)

Of course, the audience roared with laughter and the skies opened up and the nonbinary genderqueer Latinx god of progressivism sent down a macaw from above (because doves are white and that’s racist) to signal xi’s approval and she was crowned queen of the universe forever.

She also said “joy kill” instead of “kill joy” and that’s the most disturbing part of the video to me, but I digress.

The man who posited the question was introduced as Morgan Cox III, a member of the Board of Directors for the Human Rights Campaign (HRC)– which cohosted this town hall. Here’s where it gets fishy.

Donor data also revealed that a man matching Cox’s profile donated at least $5,400 to Warren in 2017 and 2018: A Morgan Cox III from Plano, Texas, gave $2,700 to Warren in July of 2017, $1,000 in April of 2018, and another $1,700 that same April.

When Cox was introduced on Thursday, CNN described him as someone tied to a “real estate investment firm in Dallas, Texas.” Both Cox’s Linkedin profile and HRC’s website say he’s based in Plano, Texas. His Linkedin profile also notes that he works as a partner at Marquis Group, a real estate firm based in Texas.

GASP. You’re not saying this could’ve been. . . a set up??? Elizabeth Warren, purveyor of truth and honesty, might’ve STAGED a Q&A? And the blameless, unbiased, impartial DNC/liberal media conglomerate FACILITATED IT????? Color. Me. Bamboozled.

Please vote, y’all. Please don’t make me keep writing about her after 2020.