I first saw the meme of a glistening Trump Tower towering over a quaint little Greenland village over the weekend, when Greenland was the main topic of conversation. (That, and Rashida Tlaib hating Israel more than she loves her grandmother. It’s been a lame news cycle.)
Anyway, I laughed when I saw it then, and you BETTER BELIEVE I chuckled when I saw that Trump had retweeted it today:
I promise not to do this to Greenland! pic.twitter.com/03DdyVU6HA
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 20, 2019
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
The only thing that could POSSIBLY make this better is a little *fingers crossed behind his back* emoji.
I am DYING laughing.
It’s not just the fact that he tweeted this… it’s the fact that he KNEW the level of INSANITY it would bring out in his most rabid of haters:
I promise not to do this to Greenland! pic.twitter.com/03DdyVU6HA
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 20, 2019
HA! Chill out, Angry Tex.
My husband’s reaction to seeing this: “I… what… why did he post that? Like, that’s troll content? For real? What… like, that’s crazy!” https://t.co/N6Z9behJTI
— Scott Bixby (@scottbix) August 20, 2019
My husband said “hell yeah.”
My husband is officially better than your husband.
Are you ever gonna do any actual work? You just f**k off all day and night. Worst, most incompetent president ever… #Trump
— Andy Ostroy (@AndyOstroy) August 20, 2019
OH NOES OHHHH NOES THIS PRESIDENT WASTES SO MUCH TIME TWEETING!
Remember when Obama would throw massive White House parties for his rapper friends? Did that bother you?
Golf, tweet and hold hatefests. That’s about all he does.
— Jeff Blue Wave 2020 (@NewJeffCT) August 20, 2019
If he’s as awful as you say he is you should be GLAD he doesn’t “do more,” right?
— ʝεɳ🌊 (@jennerific713) August 20, 2019
Wowww. Niiiiiice.
Unlike YOU & the @GOP, Greenland is not for sale.
— Jedi Slasher (@JediSlasher) August 20, 2019
You fucking idiot and russian spy…Dolboeb
— Mendel (@anti1968) August 20, 2019
THEY’VE GOT ALL THE SICK BURNS!
Is this the parody account? Because if it isn’t, you can blow it out your ass, “Mr. President”.
— Lisa (@StigmataBlues) August 20, 2019
Lisa thought this was clever.
It wasn’t, Lisa. It doesn’t even make sense.
Blow WHAT out his ass, Lees?
Your idea about buying Greenland …is that your way of getting a Green Agenda ?
Well ….. I have to disclose this to you… Ahhh never mind you Will not understand.
— Rikard Johansson (@rikard61) August 20, 2019
Hey, Rikard! This isn’t as witty as you think it is.
None of this is.
This is all kind of pathetic. Trump just owned each and every one of these losers.