Mitch McConnell’s Opponent Reveals Her Platform Is Solely To Hate Mitch McConnell

Cocaine Mitch can rest easy knowing he has re-election in the bag.

Why?

His opponent couldn’t be a bigger joke if she tried:

.@AmyMcGrathKY still out there crushing her interviews.

“Your commercial just talks about Mitch. What is your platform?”

“Cool. Okay. Well that’s awesome. Stay tuned. Because it takes time.”

h/t: @Brianna___Clark at @WPSDLocal6 pic.twitter.com/STSGQBzRQm

— Chet Lemond (@ChetLemond) August 20, 2019

Amy’s internal thoughts: “A PLATFORM?! Whoa, whoa, whoa, WHOA! Hold up! No one told me I needed A PLATFORM. I’m just here to talk about how much I hate Mitch McConnell!”

I mean…what the HELL, Amy?

Shouldn’t you have thought about what your PLATFORM was before you decided to run? Is that not how this works?!

McConnell’s campaign manager can’t believe his luck right now:

Wait – is this real? https://t.co/6Qc6b8uwj3

— Josh Holmes (@HolmesJosh) August 20, 2019

Yes. Yes, it is. Unbelievable, isn’t it?

Even on a base level, what person with a modicum of political instinct hears that criticism and thinks “stay tuned, it’s a long campaign”?

— popcorn sutton (@popcornsutton3) August 20, 2019

I think @Team_Mitch just googled the one Democrat who lost a purple district in 2018 and signed her up? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

— Josh Holmes (@HolmesJosh) August 20, 2019

Sounds about right. He couldn’t have HANDPICKED a better opponent.

“You have to vote for the platform to see what’s in the platform”~ Pelosi’s Law

— Shawn Frost (@Shawn_R_Frost) August 20, 2019

Amazing.