Ivanka’s Dress, You Guys. HER DRESS.

She’s just flawless. Look at how beautiful she is in that amazing Carolina Herrera gown.

Check out the full length view:

I mean, can you even? I love love love that dress, even though I’m acutely aware of how absolutely dreadful it would look on someone built like, say…me. You gotta be tall to pull that off. Plus, it helps to be as flawless as Ivanka.

The Trump men are looking very dapper as well, and I love Lara’s dress too. She is a darling looking pregnant person in her
Monique Lhuillier gown. Again, this is not something I can relate to, because when I was pregnant, I vaguely resembled these guys:

Anyway.

It appears that thus far, the Trump family visit to London has been lovely, although most of the protests and Baby Trump balloon antics are going to be happening today, apparently.

Piers Morgan wrote a SCATHING commentary yesterday about Trump’s spat with Mayor Sadiq Khan. Check out this excerpt:

Sadiq Khan, who’s been Mayor for three years, launched a series of savage attacks on President Trump in the past 48 hours, both in print and on television, branding him a ‘fascist’, a ‘growing global threat’, and demanding Britain should not be ‘rolling out the red carpet’ for him because it was ‘un-British’, adding that he was ‘the antithesis of our values in London and as a country’ and his ‘divisive behavior flies in the face of the ideals America was founded upon – equality, liberty and religious freedom.’

Mayor Khan also authorized, again, the flying of a giant orange Trump baby blimp over the Houses of Parliament during the visit, specifically designed to mock and humiliate the President.

By doing all this, Khan knew exactly what he was doing, and that was to create a firestorm of hatred towards the American leader and to whip up bigger protests against him than might otherwise have occurred.

And I love this part:

There’s also a sickening hypocrisy underpinning their treatment of Trump, and not just because there were comparatively very limited protests – and no baby blimps – for previous state visits by leaders of Saudi Arabia, Russia and China.

(Is Trump really worse than Putin, Mohammad bin Salman or President Xi?)

And this part:

Khan has also, as Trump rightly said, been an abject failure as London Mayor (even worse than Bill de Blasio in New York!) presiding over a terrible surge in knife crime that has led to dozens of young people being murdered on the streets of the city.

So who the hell is this jumped-up pipsqueak to start barking out insults at the American President when he can’t even protect our kids from being stabbed to death?

As a Londoner, I’m utterly ashamed by the selfish, puerile, virtue-signalling antics of my Mayor.

He has diminished himself, his office, and his country, and I apologise to all Americans offended by this disgracefully antagonistic welcome to their President during such an important visit.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! “Jumped-up pipsqueak” is my favorite.

Piers Morgan makes me eyeroll SO HARD when it comes to 2nd amendment issues, but some of his social commentary is just deliciously spot on.

Anyway, it’s gonna be an interesting couple of days in London.