Biden At His First Campaign Rally Sounds Drunk, Tries To Tell People They’re Struggling

OMG – did you guys hear Biden at his PA campaign rally? Check out some montage video from Grabien right here. He sounds like he’s completely drunk. Now before anyone freaks out, I’m NOT SUGGESTING HE IS DRUNK. I’m saying he sounds like Nancy Pelosi in that he forgets how to say Actual Words correctly a lot of the time.

I mean, whizzah whuzzah? What does “excredable” mean? Anyone?

Here’s the ridiculous thing about how Biden apparently plans to campaign. He’s calling himself Middle Class Joe and trying to convince people that the middle class is struggling, when in fact the economy is, by almost every measure, as strong as it’s ever been. Obama and Biden did NOTHING to help the middle class during their administration, and Trump has turned things around like crazy, achieving, in fact, the kind of growth that many economists said would be impossible.

This is one of one of my most favorite headlines from the LA Times from May of last year:

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Meanwhile, earlier this week:

Someone needs to tell Joe Biden that just because you TELL people that they’re struggling, they won’t believe you unless they are, in fact, struggling. And the fact of the matter is, most people aren’t. Most people are employed and earning good wages, especially as compared to the Obama/Biden era. Their confidence is high, they’re spending money, and they’re doing better than ever. It’s gonna be difficult for Biden to convince people that they’re somehow worse off, when their own paystubs tell them otherwise.

But by all means, Joe. Slur your way through your campaign.

Meanwhile, Trump is tweeting about it.

Anyway, Sleepy Gropey Slurry Joe’s campaign is off and running.