
It seems like the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was a bust. No one seems to care about it. Heck, President Trump held a rally instead. Even Sarah Sanders spoke.
Every year, figures on the left get more and more insulted over Trump diminishing the importance of the White House Correspondents’ Dinner. So this year, “comedian” (I use the term loosely) Samantha Bee took it in her own hands and held her own version of the dinner. I will say that she did a fantastic job of reminding everyone why it’s a complete joke.
It's almost time for #NotTheWHCD! Tune in @RealDonaldTrump. There's nothing to be afraid of. pic.twitter.com/RG0hQCW9BZ
— Full Frontal with Samantha Bee (@FullFrontalSamB) April 28, 2019
For starters, her jokes weren’t even funny. They were inaccurate, distasteful and downright gross.
“There are so many things you could say about the president: that he’s vicious, vindictive, stupid, unattractive, unloved, and will die alone, but what can we say that Melania hasn’t already said?” Bee said.
“So tonight, I really want to focus on what a f*cking coward he is. Imagine being the most powerful man in the world and you can’t listen to a comedian razz you for five minutes? Barack Obama did it, George W. Bush did it. You know who else has been roasted? Justin f*cking Bieber. Justin Bieber is braver than you and he’s a man who once let a monkey go to jail for him,” she continued. “And I know you technically had a Comedy Central Roast too, but that was Apprentice Donald Trump, not President Donald Trump. That’s like roasting Hitler for his use of watercolors.”
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She also attacked Trump’s courage, claiming that undocumented immigrants and people like Christine Blasey Ford — who had accused then-Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh of sexual misconduct — were braver.
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Bee also slighted Trump over allegations that he committed sexual assault. “I’ve thought, what would I say if I were ever in the same room as you? I mean, after, ‘Hey, let go, I’m not a bowling ball!’ It’s funny because he’s a sexual assaulter,” she said.
Um…no he’s not.
Oh. She also called Sarah Sanders as “hideous as a pinworm in an anus” on the inside. For real.
“Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ looks are the best thing about her,” Bee said. “She has shiny hair, pretty eyes, and a lovely complexion. But on the inside? Hideous as a pinworm in an anus. On the inside? That woman is 90 percent taint, and I mean that medically.”
“Comedy,” folks. Comedy.
Thank you, Bee, for reminding us that the entire left continues to be the real joke.
h/t Fox News