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April 20, 2019In case you didn’t know, James Comey now spends his days crafting stupid, pseudo-intellectual tweets.
Exhibit A:
“I ask you to judge me by the enemies I have made.” — FDR
— James Comey (@Comey) January 12, 2019
Exhibit B:
Small lies matter, even about yearbooks. From the standard jury instruction: “If a witness is shown knowingly to have testified falsely about any material matter, you have a right to distrust such witness' other testimony and you may reject all the testimony of that witness …”
— James Comey (@Comey) September 28, 2018
Exhibit C:
Enjoyed today’s visit: An inspiring reminder that we always emerge stronger from hard times. pic.twitter.com/vpqzTQbey9
— James Comey (@Comey) September 17, 2018
Exhibit D:
This Republican Congress has proven incapable of fulfilling the Founders’ design that “Ambition must … counteract ambition.” All who believe in this country’s values must vote for Democrats this fall. Policy differences don’t matter right now. History has its eyes on us.
— James Comey (@Comey) July 18, 2018
Exhibit: E:
So good to see new growth in Iowa and across the country. pic.twitter.com/3UeDofNVaC
— James Comey (@Comey) June 16, 2018
1.) Who took that photo?
2.) What’s with dudes taking pictures of themselves looking longingly into the distance?
His latest tweet is more idiotic than Exhibit E.
This is what he tweeted after the release of the Mueller report:
So many answers. pic.twitter.com/GY61xtIgJV
— James Comey (@Comey) April 19, 2019
Why yes. That IS a picture of the ground. I think Comey wants us to think he’s sitting in the woods, overwhelmed by his own wisdom and #DeepThoughts.
But yeah. We have answers. NO COLLUSION.
Seriously tho. Is he OK?
What planet are you on for real tho https://t.co/MHTqQQa0Ze
— Hannah Bleau 🌻 (@hannahbleau_) April 19, 2019
https://twitter.com/RedIsTheNewPunk/status/1119089144947326977
So many answers!
No collusion.
No conspiracy.
No proof of an obstruction crime.And yet… 2 yrs of investigations started because of a dossier paid for by Hillary Clinton that was used as justification to spy on Trump officials. And who signed off on the illegal warrant? You.
— Liz Wheeler (@Liz_Wheeler) April 19, 2019
why are you so weird dude
— Caleb Hull (@CalebJHull) April 19, 2019
https://twitter.com/MarkDice/status/1119064916126625793
This is my favorite:
— Michael Knowles (@michaeljknowles) April 19, 2019
