Beto Is Asked To Prom, His Response Is Gag-Worthy

You guys. I’m scared. I’m starting to think that young female voters have the hots for Beto O’Rourke. If the left successfully turns him into some sort of “desirable” sex symbol, I will jump off a cliff. I WILL DO IT. (Kidding. I won’t. But I’ll cry, probably.)

I just don’t see it. For starters, we shouldn’t be voting for someone because we think they’re hot. I know he’s one of the only male candidates who isn’t 100 years old, but COME ON LADIES. He’s not even a good looking guy. I don’t see it. Plus he doesn’t want a wall…

…and he’s not man enough to condemn late-term abortion.

Flashback:

You hear that? If a woman 8 months pregnant decides that she doesn’t want her baby for WHATEVER reason (maybe she thinks she can’t afford it, maybe she thinks she’s not ready), she can have an abortionist stick scissors in the base of her child’s neck and end his or her life. That’s her “choice,” according to Beto.

A real man would condemn that.

ANYWAY. For some reason completely beyond me, some chick decided to ask Beto to prom, and his response was vom-worthy.

Well, I've seen it all. In Sioux City, IA, a girl asks Beto O'Rourke if he'll go to prom with her. O'Rourke says “First of all, as someone who did not go to prom because no one asked me, this means more than you know," before making his counter-offer: "Will you caucus for me?" pic.twitter.com/Wl77CLKpAc

— DJ Judd (@DJJudd) April 4, 2019

BRB, dry-heaving.

BTW, the girl who asked him to prom was saddened by his cheesy political answer. Also, she can’t caucus for him because she lives in South Dakota, so that’s awk. (Also, is she even old enough anyway?)

I tracked down the young woman who just asked Beto to prom and asked how she felt about his answer. “Kinda sad,” she tells me. Asked what she thought about his counter offer to caucus for him, she tells me she lives in South Dakota. pic.twitter.com/sakpYPai4A

— DJ Judd (@DJJudd) April 4, 2019

But she got him to sign her sign! She might not have a prom date, but Claire from South told Beto O’Rourke it was “the happiest day of her life.” pic.twitter.com/2M35j23DSH

— DJ Judd (@DJJudd) April 4, 2019

What does that say about her life though…

Come on ladies. Do better. We can ALL do better than Beto. This is a feminist issue, really. We have a duty to de-brainwash girls who are infatuated by Beto. Who’s with me?!

h/t Twitchy