
Ok – so I have to admit, when I found out that Michael Avenatti had been arrested for trying to EXTORT $25 MILLION dollars from Nike, I first thought: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!”
-and then I thought “Hmm. Wonder what his former meal ticket thinks about this.”
No worries, folks. The P to his CPL has issued a statement… and it’s kiiiiind of a slap in the face:

“Knowing what I know now about Michael Avenatti, I am saddened but not shocked by news reports that he has been criminally charged today. I made the decision more than a month ago to terminate Michael’s services after discovering that he had dealt with me extremely dishonestly, and there will be more announcements to come. I ask that the media respect my decision to withhold further public comment regarding Mr. Avenatti at this time.”
DAAANG, girl.
Tell us how you REALLY feel.
(PS. Didn’t Avenatti try to pretend HE got rid of HER? This was shortly after he tried to pretend that he had WON a case that was dismissed.)
Of course, it’s pretty high and mighty of her to act like she just simply has no time for dishonest grifters like Avenatti. Because… well… something about a pot and a kettle.
But, more announcements to come?
IS STORMY SUING AVENATTI, TOO?
Now THAT would be funny.